19 / 01 / 2025
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10 things ladies do in bed that we men don't like

 

So dear men, time to tell the female community what we don't like about ladies in bed. You can be beautiful, smell good and promise us the best things in life ... there are things you shouldn't do:

 

Point 1: Preparation

A beautiful, romantic evening and the feelings take their course. Desire is in the air and togetherness says: now it's time for sex! As a man, you are of course ready and can get started straight away; hormones ok, blood circulation increased in the right places, ready to take off...

It would be nice if that were the case. But unfortunately, your partner sees things a little differently. Ladies understand things differently. First, she changes the sheets ... then she sends you to wash your hands and tools, is the lighting romantic enough ???? ahem..., is there enough sheets and wipes? (we'll get to that later .. ) and then it should really get going ... 

 

Point 2: Conversation

A beautiful, romantic evening and the feelings take their course. Now the discussions; everything possible and impossible is inserted. “He had .... on our last date” and” Peter was done after 2 minutes ...” ... nice to know but not really something I don't need to know before (and to be honest after) sex.  Especially for my potency it brings more negative vibes than other things... Important to consider ladies.

 

Point 3: Lust/Kleenex

You're hot, you turn me on, and my little one proves it by releasing the first drops of pleasure.

Ladies, these are drops of pleasure because you are so sexy and not a plague that you have to get rid of as quickly as possible with Kleenex and wet wipes!

The greatest thing for a man is when you surrender to his bodily fluids.... Sorry, but that's the way it is, ladies.

 

Point 4: Interruptions

Ladies, we men do NOT need interruptions. Nice time ... just quickly check the WhatsApp ... sorry a mail from a customer has arrived or I must go to the toilet!!! Situations we don't need.

 

Point 5: Visual contact

Ladies, you have to understand that we men are more sensitive than you think. Great blowjob, but she has her eyes closed or is looking somewhere else.  Babe I'm here...

 

Point 6: Last time

Last time you were able to last longer ... Yes, of course, last time you were 2 weeks younger ... Yes, unfortunately that's the way it is ladies, the daily readiness is not always the same.

 

Point 7: What do you think?

She asks you during the riding position: What do you think of my designer nails, by the way?

Now I need the blood in my brain to give a clever answer.... Unfortunately, it is now concentrated in another location...

 

Point 8: My doctor said...

Action and then: My doctor said that ... Ladies, we men do NOT need this information! Finally understand this...

 

Point 9: Unusual things

Most men are satisfied with the standard program. But ladies, be sure to mention what you like or don't like .... There is a rule for all wishes. Communicate that!

 

Point 10: Cunnilingus

The absolute worst thing that can happen: Giving in to flatulence while he orally pleasures you ....

No further comment.

 

A.M - The Velvet Rooms


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